Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
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