dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
Telling the family you're going for a run, getting dressed in workout clothes, and then walking halfway around the block and smoking a joint. This is my life
When the neighbors threatened to call the cops, he yelled at them that American laws didnt apply to him because he was Danish. He then sang his own version of "America fuck yeah" along to daft punk, then fell down the porch steps. Can we keep him?!?!
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
Come share oat with me in your robe
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
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