I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
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Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
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I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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