physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
When you told me you were coming to my show, I didn't know you were bringing Satan and Brokeback Mountain with you.
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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