check it out our google latitudes are spooning
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
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