I'm really into asian looking animals
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
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Just had a pleasant conversation with a mugger while he was taking off my shoes. Why can't I get along with people like this sober?
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
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it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
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