it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
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