You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
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