what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
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So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
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Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
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Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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