that's an acceptable place to lick
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
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