Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
Just called my dad drunk from bed to ask for bacon.. my niece texted me when it was ready.. i'm never moving out
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
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