just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
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