belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
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Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
I really appreciate you zipping up my pants at the bar. You didn't even ruin my Bermuda triangle.
I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
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Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
Hooked up with an ex Playgirl model. I feel like the universe just high-fived me for staying sober.
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
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