You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I just woke up with streamers wrapped around me. Glitter in my hair. My fish are swimming in empty bottles of Barcardi. Helpppp
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
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you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
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You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
You hit your head and proceeded to fall in the floor, curl up in my lap and make me rock you like a small infant. I was beginning to worry until you started to sing "Rock me momma like a wagon wheel".
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
But we have bathrooms and they dont
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