nothing screams I HAVE A PROBLEM! like the case of miller lite sitting on top of my DUI papers in the passenger seat of my car. lol
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
how do we leave politely?
Tell them I'm going into labor. I will spill a beer and tell them m water broke.
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
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And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
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I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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