Do you ever close your eyes when your having sex with your girlfriend and pretend she didn't get fat after high school?
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
The low-flow toilet at my office cannot handle the intensity of this hangover.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
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