I'm gonna cuddle the shit out of you tomorrow
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
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