Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
babies were throwing up all over the place
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I get so lonely sometimes I set my phone's alarm to go off every 5 minutes or so and imagine people are texting me.
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
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Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
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