we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
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Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
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strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy