Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
When you can pee with one hand accurately while texting, you drink too much.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
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