You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
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I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
Dude I was taking a shower and I kept looking down at the drain expecting Mario to come up, yell "It's a me, Mario!", tickle my balls, and go back down the drain.
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There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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