Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
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You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
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I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
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