ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
Passed out on her toilet. Dog licked my face to wake me. Awkward talk with her boyfriend, who hadn't been home last night. Not sure exactly what town I'm in, but I'm south. Will call for ride when I figure it out.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
i out mim tonsoeep
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