we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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