jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
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I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
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My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
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