16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
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Drunkenly found an error on my bar tab last night. THANK YOU ACCOUNTING.
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
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diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
it's gotten to the point where I just look in my closet, think, "which article of clothing behaves most like a towel?" and then just go with that
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
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