Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
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You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
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Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
I'm having a martini with dinner. A new level of class.
I'm stoned and eating mustard, also a new level of class.
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
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