We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
Just saw an old lady vomit in a trash can at the airport. I instinctively called her a pussy. College has ruined us.
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
The best part is every argument that she makes from here on out will be refuted by "Oh hey remember that time you shit yourself wearing someone else's sweatpants at a frat party?"
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
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