You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
Randomize
