I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
I forgot wine drunk hurts
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
Randomize
