Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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