I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
When we were finished she immediately got up, cut a star out of a piece of paper, colored it gold, taped it to my chest and deemed me the Sheriff of Sex.
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