Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
Randomize
