why is it that no matter what your novelty license plate says it always screams "im a huge tool"?
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
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And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
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I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
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