And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
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What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
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Seriously, I look like I crawled out of a bog. Succeeding at being as undateable as possible.
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
I finished my first whiskey and I'm waiting to have a second one in celebration when your pregnancy test comes back negative
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