I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
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