Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
if i dont get laid while im dressed as Tim Tebow, i'm just staying true to the costume.
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
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