Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
I should probably file for unemployment. Sometime between last night and 4 AM I facebooked my manager the lyrics to hoe by ludacris. I'm just projecting ahead here.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
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