im drinking this country out of the recession.
There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
Randomize
