Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
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you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
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I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
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