Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
You drank almost the entire bottle of everclear and wanted to walk around. I guess your best friends sister is a cop and you wanted her to arrest you like the lil wayne song.... so sorry dude.
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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