the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
Nothing like coming home and finding the nearly full bottle of fireball you forgot you had stashed before your trip
It's the little things
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
Randomize
