gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I woke up, mistook him for my ex, and started screaming. It was all that chest hair. I don't think this relationship is going anywhere.
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
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