fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
i wish starbucks made bloody marys
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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