When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
porn star boner night. come get it.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
wow bdsm is so cute
I forget how to act sober
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