Dude there are two smokin hot chicks laying outside my apartment...I almost want to tell them theyre laying where I threw up last night
U should. Its a good ice breaker
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
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She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
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Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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