Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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