im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
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