So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
Accidentally donated half a joint to Kiwanis with the spare change from my car's ashtray. I hope those kids appreciate it.
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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