NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
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It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
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Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
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