i barfeds in our rink
you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
Everything about him screamed your future.
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Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
she peed on how many people?
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
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At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
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