Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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