he thought i was a dude.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
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She said she couldn't find my penis because my arm was in the way. That was my penis
Every man deserves at least one moment like that
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
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So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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