Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
finding my wedding ring encrusted in vomit this morning really just topped off last night...
I swear, you have an app for that. "Attention: your boyfriend is pooping. Place call?"
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Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
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Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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