I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
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Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
He pulled out, and the resulting cumstain on my sheets is in the shape of a fetus. The irony of this is both awesome and terrifying.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
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I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
Thanks so much for having me, I'm really sorry that I almost caused your dog to catch on fire and also for breaking your doorknob
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
The adults are the big ones right?
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