? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
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Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
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DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
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