Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
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I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
She said, "awww, you're so sweet" after I started putting on a condom. How many STDs have I just contracted?
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Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
I don't think anything is more terrifying than the thought that you might shit your pants in front of your boss
You know something is wrong with your lifestyle when you have to clean easy Mac cheese powder off of your scale
at least it's not cocaine like last time
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