You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
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Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
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Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
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