so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
i used baking grease as lip gloss
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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