Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
God, you're like boner-b-gone
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
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he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
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You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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